Thursday, May 2, 2013

Acceptable Places to Lose My Virginity

I am a virgin, and plan on keeping it that way for the foreseeable future.
However, my friends have asked me where I plan to lose it.
Well... Any of these would do.

1. Pillow Fort
It would be comfy and safe-feeling and fun and IT'S A GODDAMN PILLOW FORT LIKE WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT?

2. Tree House
It would have to be pretty well built and have some sort of cushioning but yeah seems fun.

3. Ball Pit
Probably couldn't do this unless you had your own private ball pit... so unlikely. I'll save it until marriage and just install a ball pit in my home.

4. Trampoline
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy...

5. Any Play Ground Equipment
Swings! Slides! It's be fun!

6. Igloo
Especially one made with coloured water in blocks because it would glow a rainbow and you could have a small fire to be warm and lay down mats and lots of blankets and stuff and your body heat to keep hot... in more ways than one.

7. Bed
As long as we can jump on it.

8. Bouncy House
Bouncy, bouncy...

9. Porch Swing

10. The Woods
Either in a fort or a blanket spread on the ground or something just the woods are beautiful and nature is beautiful you'd be surrounded by fairies and magic and beauty which is very important for getting naked in front of someone for the first time I think.

Anyway this also is part of my sex bucket list but a lot on my sexual bucket list would not be an appropriate first time story so now... we wait until I actually want to lose it, if ever.

Update:// I went with a pillow fort we built in the woods and it was magical.


  1. So Freud would have a LOT to say about this list.
    Mostly about your desire to have sex in locations frequented by children.
    Probably a perverse desire to fulfill basic needs while preserving innocence.
    or a desire to corrupt.
    this terrifyingly weird psychoanalysis has been brought to you by:
    Sigmund Freud- ruining wet dreams since whenever he was born.

    1. I think I'm just really childish and enjoy combining my two great loves; sex and having silly fun.

      But good analysis I try not to think of that my brain is scary enough on the surface.

  2. Thanks for sharing your thoughts! I've been thinking about this topic a lot this week.