Saturday, August 9, 2014

Aesthetics

Recently I've been trying to figure out the various aspects of who I am, what I do, and how I look. In doing this I've attempted to sort my wardrobe with my various looks. I made an excellent list.

  • Punk Rock
    • Includes goth, punk, grunge
    • I can ride a motorcycle, steal your boyfriend, and crush your skull with my heeled boots
    • I'm gonna steal yo gurl
  • Assassin
    • Emulating Black Widow, Bo (Lost Girl), Natalie Dormer
    • The "so hot also I can kill you" look
  • Fangirl
    • Cosplay
    • Fandom merch
  • Normal
    • Jeans and a plain T-shirt
    • HAIR DOWN, NECK UP, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO get noticed for being traditionally attractive
    • Skirt on hips, plain shirt, converse, sometimes you gotta Zooey Dooschenel it up or does that go under hipster
  • Fancy
    • Skirts, dresses, I look like I put effort into this
    • This is a fancy party I am wearing nice clothes and don't look like a hooker
  • Sophisticated
    • Those nice clothes you get with mom
    • Pencil skirts, librarian wear, ann taylor brand
    • Please hire me
    • I am trustworthy with your children but probably not your man or woman (I will steal them but in a romantic way not a slavery way) 
  • Hippie
    • Flower child
    • More often is the "short shorts and loose shirt" playful mood
    • Are you sure you're not an elf
  • Adventurer
    • Hiking clothes, capable of building, creating, beating up ninjas in the woods, cARGO PANTS
    • Board shorts and a bikini top for water sports
    • Hiking boots and those intense Asheville sandals
  • Exercise Queen
    • Under armor is your savior. Praise it.
  • Steampunk
    • Corsets and bronze tech
  • Finals Week Hobo
    • Sweatpants, t-shirt, messy bun
    • If you talk or wake me up you will be spat on
  • Clubbing
    • Never wear this to school
    • Or work, unless you're an escort, I guess

Sometimes bleeding of the aesthetics occur. If bleeding lasts more than 24 hours please see a doctor.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

New(ish) School!

Due to mono completely destroying my GPA in an epic, winner-takes-all, smackdown cage match, I'm going back to the school went to freshman year.

Pros:
-Horsegirl, Irish, Mirandola, Jetplane, Findland, Conscious, some super cool karate buddies, my old English Leadership gang, basically more friends
-GPA and transcript actually getting me into college
-super cool theatre teacher from freshman year now will tech me tech theatre
-forensic science!
-get out at 2:30 with everyone else
-like 923874982134 minutes closer to my house I live next door for pete's sake
-totally going to make Irish drive me
-better food
-NO PE

Cons:
-no Eridan, Knife, Lumpless Boob, and the assorted people who actually liked me there
-more responsibility, less freedom
-I can't make Knife massage me whenever
-can't read smutty fanfiction in class anymore
-passing periods are shorter

Also I got some baby ADHD meds and they didn't do anything except make me suicidal so I stopped those I need some hardcore ones that don't make me want to kill myself thanks.
Birth control cleared my face up pretty nice.
Kinda quit Prozac cold-turkey then realized that's a terrible idea.

Apparently at registration at [old school] people we're actually talking about missing me I'm so confused I was never there and sarcastic and mostly sleeping.

I'll miss some of them though. They're pretty alright. Eridan mostly. Pokemon is leaving for college in a week anyway so sigh.

Do you guys remember what I posted for new years? Never let me make fake resolutions again, they all came true. I need to make good things. For my half-year resolution, I resolve to get really rich. And happy. There, that way it has to come true. I'm magic.