Recently I've been trying to figure out the various aspects of who I am, what I do, and how I look. In doing this I've attempted to sort my wardrobe with my various looks. I made an excellent list.
- Punk Rock
- Includes goth, punk, grunge
- I can ride a motorcycle, steal your boyfriend, and crush your skull with my heeled boots
- I'm gonna steal yo gurl
- Assassin
- Emulating Black Widow, Bo (Lost Girl), Natalie Dormer
- The "so hot also I can kill you" look
- Fangirl
- Cosplay
- Fandom merch
- Normal
- Jeans and a plain T-shirt
- HAIR DOWN, NECK UP, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO get noticed for being traditionally attractive
- Skirt on hips, plain shirt, converse, sometimes you gotta Zooey Dooschenel it up or does that go under hipster
- Fancy
- Skirts, dresses, I look like I put effort into this
- This is a fancy party I am wearing nice clothes and don't look like a hooker
- Sophisticated
- Those nice clothes you get with mom
- Pencil skirts, librarian wear, ann taylor brand
- Please hire me
- I am trustworthy with your children but probably not your man or woman (I will steal them but in a romantic way not a slavery way)
- Hippie
- Flower child
- More often is the "short shorts and loose shirt" playful mood
- Are you sure you're not an elf
- Adventurer
- Hiking clothes, capable of building, creating, beating up ninjas in the woods, cARGO PANTS
- Board shorts and a bikini top for water sports
- Hiking boots and those intense Asheville sandals
- Exercise Queen
- Under armor is your savior. Praise it.
- Steampunk
- Corsets and bronze tech
- Finals Week Hobo
- Sweatpants, t-shirt, messy bun
- If you talk or wake me up you will be spat on
- Clubbing
- Never wear this to school
- Or work, unless you're an escort, I guess
Sometimes bleeding of the aesthetics occur. If bleeding lasts more than 24 hours please see a doctor.
For work: Whatever's next on the rack.
ReplyDeleteFor home: Whatever's next on the stack.
Bo-ring. I'm like the human equivalent of wallpaper.
Or you're a cartoon character with an actually varied wardrobe ever think of that
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