Saturday, August 9, 2014

Aesthetics

Recently I've been trying to figure out the various aspects of who I am, what I do, and how I look. In doing this I've attempted to sort my wardrobe with my various looks. I made an excellent list.

  • Punk Rock
    • Includes goth, punk, grunge
    • I can ride a motorcycle, steal your boyfriend, and crush your skull with my heeled boots
    • I'm gonna steal yo gurl
  • Assassin
    • Emulating Black Widow, Bo (Lost Girl), Natalie Dormer
    • The "so hot also I can kill you" look
  • Fangirl
    • Cosplay
    • Fandom merch
  • Normal
    • Jeans and a plain T-shirt
    • HAIR DOWN, NECK UP, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO get noticed for being traditionally attractive
    • Skirt on hips, plain shirt, converse, sometimes you gotta Zooey Dooschenel it up or does that go under hipster
  • Fancy
    • Skirts, dresses, I look like I put effort into this
    • This is a fancy party I am wearing nice clothes and don't look like a hooker
  • Sophisticated
    • Those nice clothes you get with mom
    • Pencil skirts, librarian wear, ann taylor brand
    • Please hire me
    • I am trustworthy with your children but probably not your man or woman (I will steal them but in a romantic way not a slavery way) 
  • Hippie
    • Flower child
    • More often is the "short shorts and loose shirt" playful mood
    • Are you sure you're not an elf
  • Adventurer
    • Hiking clothes, capable of building, creating, beating up ninjas in the woods, cARGO PANTS
    • Board shorts and a bikini top for water sports
    • Hiking boots and those intense Asheville sandals
  • Exercise Queen
    • Under armor is your savior. Praise it.
  • Steampunk
    • Corsets and bronze tech
  • Finals Week Hobo
    • Sweatpants, t-shirt, messy bun
    • If you talk or wake me up you will be spat on
  • Clubbing
    • Never wear this to school
    • Or work, unless you're an escort, I guess

Sometimes bleeding of the aesthetics occur. If bleeding lasts more than 24 hours please see a doctor.

3 comments:

  1. For work: Whatever's next on the rack.
    For home: Whatever's next on the stack.

    Bo-ring. I'm like the human equivalent of wallpaper.

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    1. Or you're a cartoon character with an actually varied wardrobe ever think of that

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