Thursday, November 21, 2013

Zena Watches Star Trek: Into Darkness

SPOILERS SWEETIE.

I was texting LumpyBoob during the movie (we watched at home don't worry I'm not one of THOSE people), and here goes my lovely commentary. Sorry for the weird format  (and taking so long) I'm lazy. Left is Lumpyboob, right is me.

My mom got star trek and she's like Idon't care you're watching it next week you don't have karate Friday family night and I'm like I can't watch it two weeks in a row
Sep 13 5:55pm
Yes you can really its amazing watch it now and cry
Sep 13 6:05pm
Seriously
Sep 13 6:06pm
Now
Sep 13 6:06pm
I will after dinner.
Sep 13 6:10pm
You better
Sep 13 6:11pm
Tears
Sep 13 6:11pm
All of them
Sep 13 6:11pm
All of them
Sep 13 6:11pm
Ughhhhh
Sep 13 6:31pm
You'll want to see it twice its okay
Sep 13 6:31pm
Yes good
Sep 13 6:51pm
Feels
Sep 13 7:07pm
I SHIP KIRK AND SPOCK SO HARD
Sep 13 7:29pm
I KNOWWWWWWWWWWW
Sep 13 7:34pm
OH MY GOD
Sep 13 7:34pm
YOU WILL CRY
Sep 13 7:34pm
I PROMISE
Sep 13 7:34pm
NO PIKE WTF
Sep 13 7:34pm
I PROMISE
Sep 13 7:34pm
I KNOW
Sep 13 7:34pm
WTF WHYYYYY IF KIRK HAD SPOKEN UP A FEW MINUTES EARLIER GODDAMMIT
Sep 13 7:35pm
SECONDS EVEN
Sep 13 7:36pm
THE FEELS
Sep 13 7:36pm
THE FEELS
Sep 13 7:36pm
HE OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE HAND
Sep 13 7:36pm
GO INTO THE MEETING SAYING THIALS
Sep 13 7:36pm
THIS*
Sep 13 7:37pm
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
Sep 13 7:39pm
Saaaaaaaaf
Sep 13 7:40pm
God I'm bad at texting today
Sep 13 7:40pm
Sad*
Sep 13 7:40pm
SPOCK IS JEALOUS OF SEXY CHICK
Sep 13 7:42pm
Yep.
Sep 13 7:43pm
NO SCOTTY WTF UGH DON'T USE THE TORPEDOS THIS IS A BAD PLAN
Sep 13 7:44pm
NO CHEKOFF DON'T PUT ON A RED SHIRT YOU'LL DIE
Sep 13 7:46pm
IM IN LOVE WITH CHEKOV
Sep 13 7:47pm
Kirk looks at spock before making the announcement they're like an old married couple especially with the happy snark
Sep 13 7:47pm
There's so much spirk in this movie its amazing
Sep 13 7:49pm
And the red shirts not wearing red shirts are gonna die calling it now
Sep 13 7:51pm
Hm
Sep 13 7:51pm
Guess who ships sulu and bones now
Sep 13 7:52pm
Yep
Sep 13 7:52pm
All of the ships
Sep 13 7:52pm
Goddammit ahura don't be the bitchy girlfriend
Sep 13 7:52pm
Hey now she's reasonable
Sep 13 7:53pm
True but like keep it together woman you're a professional.
That being said ALL THE SPIRK
Sep 13 7:54pm
YESSSS OTP
Sep 13 7:55pm
you will cry
Sep 13 7:55pm
Sass all the sass
Sep 13 7:55pm
WAIT WHAT DOES ONE OF THEM DIE
Sep 13 7:55pm
I want to learn klingon
Sep 13 7:58pm
WHY IS THE TORPEDO ALIVE WTF
Sep 13 8:16pm
My brother started being an ass about the resmblance to the old star trek movie and I'm like khan THAT'S WHAT THIS IS BASED OFF OF
Sep 13 8:19pm
Wait khan is being good I'm scared
Sep 13 8:35pm
BONES DID THE THING THE I'M A DOCTOR NOT A BLANKITY BLANK THING
Sep 13 8:45pm
Ahh I thought his crew was dead okay all good but now wtf is happening
Sep 13 8:51pm
Running on walls fuck yeah
Sep 13 8:53pm
WHAT
Sep 13 8:56pm
NO
Sep 13 8:56pm
KIRK CAN'T FUCKING DIE HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER
Sep 13 8:56pm
WHERE THE FUCK IS AUTO-ALIGN
Sep 13 8:57pm
SPOCK IS IN LOVE WITH KIRK NOOOOOO
Sep 13 8:59pm
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE
Sep 13 8:59pm
Nononono not like this
Sep 13 9:01pm
WHY DID I WATCH THIS THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
Sep 13 9:01pm
NOT OKAY
Sep 13 9:01pm
He's dead NOOOOO
Sep 13 9:02pm
Wait don't they still have khan's blood can't they use that to save kirk
Sep 13 9:03pm
Guess who's gonna kill everyone I think me
Sep 13 9:03pm
Nope I was wrong ITS KHAN
Sep 13 9:04pm
I officially hate everything
Sep 13 9:05pm
On a list of this that are not okay THAT WAS REALLY NOT OKAY
Sep 13 9:06pm
Holy crap the tribble is alive I'm psychic so they'll bring kirk back to life IF SPOCK DIES NOW I SHALL KILL EVERYTHING
Sep 13 9:07pm
Vulcan death grip!
Sep 13 9:07pm
Dammit spock you're not a young spud frolicking like anakin skywalker from flying car to flying car
Sep 13 9:08pm
WAIT AHURA IS WEARING RED I SWEAR IF SHE DIES I WILL KILL EVERYTHING
Sep 13 9:10pm
Spock killed khan
But they needed him alive
He killed him, right?
Sep 13 9:10pm
KIRK IS ALIVE
Sep 13 9:10pm
SPOCK IS ALIVE
Sep 13 9:11pm
SPIRK LIVES ON
Sep 13 9:11pm
Khan is back with his crew
Sep 13 9:12pm
Ahura is alive
Sep 13 9:12pm
Sexy chick daughter person is alive
Sep 13 9:12pm
Scotty and bones and chekov is alive
Sep 13 9:13pm
Did you cry
Sep 13 9:13pm
Enterprise is alive
Sep 13 9:13pm
Bones is bitchy
Sep 13 9:13pm
Spock is submissve to kirk IN BED
Sep 13 9:14pm
Bones is bitchy
Sep 13 9:14pm
I DIDN'T CRY I JUST GOT ANGRY HA I WIN
Sep 13 9:15pm
I cries in the movie theatre and then I saw a commercial for it and it had a clip and I cried again because Spirk and Spock got so upset and he hurt Khan
Sep 13 9:17pm
and Vulcans don't hurt others and ahhhh FEELS also your reactions and commentating are entertaining.




3 comments:

  1. Uhura and Janice Rand always were red shirts and WHERE IS YEOMAN JANICE SPEAKING OF WHICH SHE'S HOT WHERE IS SHE!?!?

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  2. Hi I just found your blog that you commented on this blog http://s-adarshrao.blogspot.com/2011/06/list-of-teenage-blogs.html
    Aaaand I'm following you because you seem cool :D
    Is that sort of judging okay? :)

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  3. I watched this today and cried hardcore

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