Live Blogging Introducing StepSis' to Doctor Who

My blanket came today, the Van Gogh one with TARDIS' exploding on it. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

So they wanted to know what it was from, so we watched the Van Gogh episode.

Previously, the only episode I've shown them was Blink, and the younger one (to be named Weirdy) is still scared stiff of weeping angels. I don't remember what I've previously named them on here so the older one shall be JROTChick, JC for short.

JC: "Why don't they just leave?" *Rose poking around in room of mannequins onscreen*
Me: "They wouldn't have adventures!"
Her: "I'd just go home and watch adventures on TV."
Me: "..."
Her: "Look at her face and her eyes, she's perfect for TV watching."

Jackie Tyler: I'm in my dressing gown. 
The Doctor: Yes, you are. 
Jackie Tyler: There's a strange man in my bedroom. 
The Doctor: Yes, there is. 
Jackie Tyler: Well, anything could happen. 
The Doctor: [shakes his head and smiles] No.
Stepsis: *extreme laughter*

This is going better than planned.

Trying to Explain the Adipose to StepSis

• Her: "So, does it work with all fat or just human fat?"
• Me: "I don't know."
• Her: "'Mommy, where do babies come from?' 'Human fat.'"
• Me: "I've created a monster! From cheeseburgers!"

I want an Adipose Exercise shirt.

*Ricky is a living plastic*

JC: "Oh my god that is so weird.

How do you not notice the transformation?!?!"

*Rose says goodbye to Ricky*

JC: "Thanks for what? Exactly. What did I ever do for you you little butt?"

JC: "If I knew someone who could time travel I would be so jealous."

Me: "No, you'd go home and watch TV, because you don't like adventures!"

JC: "He's blue.

...

Oh my god they're oompa loompas!"

My stepmother came up while I was in my room grabbing my phone and I hear:

"You girls have been watching this for over and hour, it's time to turn it off and go do something productive."

Remember all those days and nights where I do nothing but have TV marathons for 7 hours straight? Nah, me neither.