Ramen and Roswell

I have a few specific things I want to blog about so I'm just focusing on two specific people.

1. Ramen.

Every so often, I skype with Ramen. I manage to overcome my awkwardness and we end up having some of the most random conversations ever. (Or he helps me while I have a complete panic attack.)

"What's your pen size?"
"I have .5 lead."
"Mine's .7. Ha. Mine's bigger than yours."
"It's how you use it, Zena."

"I'm the pie! Get out of my body!"

Me: "You know what's the best thing ever? Breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast."
Ramen: "So, Denny's?"

"The cleavage is strong with this one." -Ramen Yoda

2. Roswell

Well she made a blog.

I made an appearance in her dreams, AND IT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER I WANT ONE. SERIOUSLY WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS DREAM.

Also I'm trying to convince her to date Zinc.

Unfortunately she technically has a boyfriend (Pooh), who she hasn't even talked to since... um... a week after they started "dating," probably. Which was at least three months ago.

I'm trying to convince her to ask him if they're officially broken up because he HAS to say yes, and I wrote a little scenario.

Ros: "May I talk to Pooh please?"

Pooh: "This is Pooh speaking. Sup babe?"

Ros: "Considering we haven't spoken in forever, we're broken up officially, right?"

Pooh: "Yeah, I don't think we actually really dated anyway. You should totally date some hot stud at your school. Younger men are totally cool. Jump on that."

She accused me of making all that up.

To which I responded:
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM TO BREAK UP
OR ELSE IN LIKE 20 YEARS YOU'LL BE GETTING MARRIED AND HE'LL RUN IN SAYING "STOP THE WEDDING, WE'RE DATING YOU CHEATING WHORE!"


Because this is how life works in my head.