I Promised I Was Back!

So to kick off what's hopefully going to be me blogging on a regular basis, I'm just going to post a lot of conversations I've had with people.
It's basically just me skiving off actually writing but come on. Give me a break. I've been sad.

I'm lucky my friends are so understanding.


Top Hat: LAY IT ON ME SISTAH
i apologize..
Me: HUG ME BRATHA
thats how i always thought that was spelled, when they said it...
on drake and josh...
anyway...
Top Hat: bortha
brotha
Me: that too!
but get it
bra-tha
boobs
they were boobs
bra
yes
Top Hat: HA
THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU


Top Hat: why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Me: the p is silent
Top: godamnit zena
..are you okay with holocaust jokes?
Me: as long as its not "whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
also i like to think that this proves real friendship
Top: god, that one, though..
how do you pick up a girl from auschwitz?
with a dustpan
Me: hit 'ler with a love spell
that was bad and i feel bad
Top: dont feel bad
the holocaust never even happened
okay i apologize
Me: oh no
do you remember in 8th when i wrote a list of evil d words like death and destruction and dairy and doom?
Top: ..vaguely?
Me: i just realized i never put dick on that list
Top: you have failed me
Me: i wasnt sex obsessed back then!
THIS HAS ONLY OCCURRED RECENTLY
Top: STILL
Me: I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR MY HEALTH AND GRADES IF I WAS GETTING LAID ON A REGULAR BASIS
Top: I'd offer to help but..
yeah
buy a stripper
Me: become a prostitute
ID BE GETTING PAID FOR DOING SOMETHING I LOVE
ISNT THAT WHAT YOU'RE ENCOURAGED TO DO?
Top: you'd also have higher chances of getting std's
Me: i would be a health-conscious prostitute and part of foreplay would be getting checked out by a doctor
wait
Top: ...
Me: if i was a doctor i could do it myself with the proper equipment
and i could do it naked
Top: you dont sound like a fun prostitute
Me: I STILL NEED TO BECOME A DOCTOR
DAMMIT
Top: no offense
Me: naked
naked is key
i could start my business in high school
Me: people encourage that you know
Me: owning your own small business
Top: yeah well
Top: shush
i have no arguement
Me: They tell us to do what we love and yet prostitution is frowned upon.
I would tweet this but I think that would look bad if colleges found it.
Top: because its illiegal
Me: its not illegal if you film it
Top: it still depends..
Me: ive done my research
i have a well thought out business plan
Me: i would require a start up loan to buy a princess leia slave girl costume
Top: well alright
ill back you up 100%
Me: and the ability to put my hair in buns
Top: always a good quality
Me: oh and an rv with a full std medical testing lab and a large bed

Top: those are some good points

Me: click this for understanding
Top: but still who doesn't want a death star
Me: i mean if we dont have hover cars yet the least they can do is a death star
Top: we have wiiu's
and more pokemon
i think thats good enough
Me: we have blankets with sleeves
Top: also chairs with rotating seats
Me: braclets in shapes
Top: toe socks
Me: i cant tell if you're arguing for the future or against it anymore
Top:

Me: in geometry the first hw problem due today was "what is similar in the room" and i honestly couldnt think of anything so i wrote butts
Me: then today i found out we were actually turning this one in so i erased it and copied NoF's but still
Top: i was going to say i was proud

Also while talking to Top Hat, I decided to make The Night Before Christmas about an orgy.
(I'm a hormonal fifteen year old girl where the farthest I've gotten was my band friends randomly running up to grab my boob as a greeting. Yeah. I can make sex jokes.)

 Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
All the penises were stirring, yes even the mouse.


The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And the wife in her g-string, and I unbuttoned my pants,
Were ready for crazy wild sex, our only chance.


When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the neighbors half-naked and holding some beer.

With a yell about joining us they came in real quick,
Ready to join in the party of dick.
More than soon we were all in bed with each other,
Licking and sucking and humping my eyes were a-flutter!




"Now lick her! now, bite there! You are such a vixen!"
We ate ouch and we sucked and we kissed all mixen.
"On top of the porch! On top if the wall!
Now hump away! Hump away! Hump away all!"


As we partook in an orgy that really stretched the bounds,
of neighborly loving but still it was fun all around.
The kids were drugged to sleep until noon,
so the adults could have fun, as they did once in a moon.

Around here I realized that I was making The Night Before Christmas about an orgy, questioned my life choices, and gave up.

I've been listening to this group's conversation and so far they've said some great stuff.

"I want this phone case. It has boobies."

"Fucking bitch. And she's pretty too!"
This describes my whole life.

My stepsister called the cops on a cleaning crew that broke into our house by accident.

Apparently this couple was hired to clean our neighbors house and they rang the doorbell but stepsis was like nope so they wandered around to the back and the back door was unlocked so they came in and stepsis locked herself in her bathroom and called the cops while they cleaned our house... so that was cool.

So just think it took a cleaning crew to mix up the address and accidentally breaking in for my room to be cleaned.

I'm teasing Roswell (she got a blog guys! I'm a trendsetter!) about having a crush on Zinc who's this really cute freshman boy and she's like "You really need to read the journal between me and Hugger" (also got a blog, that's my 8th person I've inspired to get a blog) "but you can't hold anything I wrote against me."
So I'm like "Awwwww, you like him, you think he's cute and you wanna hug him and cuddle and... umm... I don't know how relationships work so I don't know what else to tease you about."
So I turn to Fluffy and ask "Dude, what do people in relationships do for fun?" to which he replies "Don't look at me."

Me: "Um... you wanna bang him? Is that what people in relationships do for fun?"
Her: "No. Noooo. No. Just no."

So Roswell pointed out in a comment in my last blog post that we got second.
I totally didn't know that.

See, we made a video in a film festival together (which I shall upload to youtube after editing out our names) and it was the only not music video.

THE ONLY ONE.
MOTHERFUCKERS.

It was about "The Elusive Teenage Chef" and basically was me making a fool of myself.
But however people voted enough for it to get second.

People keep coming up to me and telling me they like it. Road said it was the only video he liked which means a lot considering he doesn't like anything.

We were all forced to go up on stage and I had a small panic attack on stage but apparently we got second so... that's cool.

I got one of those things that they use in movies where they say what take it is and it snaps and shit. I love it. I've wanted one of those for forever.


Someone sent Twerker a picture of their dick so she's going around showing random people it. It's both amusing and highly terrifying.


COLLEGES ARE LIKE REALLY ANNOYING SUITORS
I FEEL BOTH FLATTERED AND STALKED
STOP EXPECTING SO MUCH FROM ME.

I think between dove chocolate, Ramen, and college emails, I've gotten around 1,000 compliments in the last month.
Aw yeah.

My inbox is like "Zena, you're amazing!" "Zena, we want you!" "Zena, come visit me!" "Zena, you're remarkable!" "Zena, come marry me and live here forever!" Yes. Exactly like that.

Fucking colleges man.

I mean I'm not complaining... okay I kinda am, but I'm also pretty happy because I just want to go to a college, get my degree, then get into medical school. Which one doesn't matter.

But I got an email from BROWN hell yeah Ivy League school so that's pretty awesome.

Anyway in awesome news SHERLOCK SEASON THREE IS FINALLY FILMING SO HELL YEAH.
QUE FANGIRL ATTACK!